Cockroach

Last post i said i look like cockroach right?

and know what?

i went to do research on COCKROACH!!!!

haha!!

SURPRISE!!!

okok.... i'll just copy and paste some INFO ABOUT LIPAS here :D

>>unknown website

Cockroaches have been around since the time of dinosaurs! A cockroach can live almost a month without food. A cockroach can live about two weeks without water. Some female cockroaches only mate once and stay pregnant for life! A cockroach can live for up to one week without its head! Cockroaches can hold their breath for up to 40 minutes! Cockroaches can run up to 3 miles an hour. >>Uncyclopedia Cockroaches are very ugly creatures. Viki is afraid of their long feelers and she hates their guts because they are just disgusting white thick liquid inside. Some people like to eat them because they are crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside. They are the only documented creatures known to be almost immune to radioactivity. Thus, cockroaches have been planning war on humanity for a total of 200,000 years running. The only thing keeping them from achieving their goal is the well-known disease Cancer. Since all cockroaches are immune to radioactivity, they cannot undergo chemotherapy and, with their accelerated heart rate, the blood pumps to the tumor much quicker, and makes it grow out of control. Once a cockroach is diagnosed with cancer, it has approximately 2 hours to live and flips onto its back to pray. The cockroach communicates in a language only understood by other cockroaches and two guys in the Kremlin. It is a mixture of English, Hebrew, Arabic, Japanese, FORTRAN and Russian. They also have the ability of telepathy, although the guys in the Kremlin lack the basic equipment for this. okok... i know im kinda lame but... im just TOO FREE haha!!! i just wanna spend my time "WISELY" haha!! im tired now thats all for today BB =)